PoopGroup: Survey results are in, and I'm the only one who does modern dance moves on the pot

Most people don't really do anything remarkable, which I find staggering. Some of you flip through magazines, which "tends to take [your] mind off the task at hand" (Whaaaaaa...? Why take your mind off it?). And TONS of people are just "in and out," (lots of lucky days, then?) though on some occasions you use the time as "a moment for self reflection, and [to wonder] what might be wrong with the world." I guess I'm the only one who sings and the only one who practices modern dance moves. And breathing exercises, sometimes. Hell, it's, like, recess for me. Folks, you need to start claiming that time as your own.