PoopGroup: A regroup

So, I have been neglecting my duties (never doodies, of course). But i have some things to share/question:

1. i have pondered this before, but i will ask again in hopes of comments/answers:

what's worse?

a) let a poo linger in a public toilet knowing full well someone will walk in any second and know you are to blame for the stench
b) engaging in a courtesy flush without getting a good look at your #2

I always go with a and I always regret it.

2. ever try yogi tea for regularity? don't! its code for laxative.

3. what's worse? constipation or cigarette addiction? I am currently 2008 smoke free, but i have only had maybe 3 memorable poops in three months. this is not OK with me.