PoopGroup: Is there a cure for the summertime poos?

Multiple theories run through my mind when I ask myself why I have been so ejecta challenged:

1. I am homeless, again. (side note: I swear this is the last time I put myself through this.)
2. Constant dehydration. No matter how much water I drink, I manage to not have enough
3. Lack of consistent eating patterns due to homelessness, money problems, terrible grad school schedule - which includes one class from 830-12 that allows no coffee, food or water in the classroom.
4. Not enough veggies
5. New exercise regime
6. The large cracks between stall wall and stall door in the always crowded grad school bathroom. which is where i am spending most of my time.

Where is God?