Top search results for this blog. Not as boring as it sounds.

I got Google Analytics a few months ago and am now learning how to use it. There are many very interesting things going on--in particular, how my little line graph that charts the site visits appears to have had a seizure on the rare occasions when the visits exceeded five per day. Today I learned how to see what searches have led strangers to this blog. In descending order--well, OK, everything but the #1 had only one visit:

• Yoga positions to release gas
• Yoga position release gas
• Yoga fart

Evidently there is considerable interest in the intersection of flatulence and yoga.

• Sharing cindy
• Shakshouka recipe raw food
• Points shakshouka
• Pink isn’t just a color its an attitude

Here is my VERY FAVORITE and MOST PLEASANTLY VEXING search:

• Mutual pooping

A few shoe-ins:

• Chocolate nemesis
• "jess roncker"

And then, reason #5432890423098423098 that I need to be in a new line of work/modern life is exhausting, this one has brought a whopping SIXTEEN anonymous visitors to "Thanks for Sharing"(and I will spare you the endless misspellings of both "enhancing" and "underwear" and the one lonely person out there looking for a "butt enhancing blog"):

• Butt enhancing underwear