PoopGroup: Infiltrating Your Dreams

Over dinner, we discussed our recent stomach issues, wondered if we are victim to a mild salmonella outbreak because we both have had long skinny poops and nausea-inducing waves of stomach pain that somehow don't culminate in diarrhea even though they feel like they should, both of which conditions seem not to have been triggered by anything in particular. Then, this morning, the following email:

i had a sort of dream, more idea, that bioterrorism struck new york city in a big way, contamination running rampant, everyone's poop looking strange and long and skinny. so naturally, in response, you took poop group to a new level and turned into some sort of superhero and fought for the right of the people to have a good, clean, natural poop again.