PoopGroup: Identity shift?

Lukas once said (and it is one reason why i love him) that he wished he could get his period once so that he could understand what women go through. I think he meant in terms of pain, PMS, bloating, mood swings. I wish he could get his period once so that he could experience the pooping.

That end of first, sometimes end of second, day of period poop when its slips out like mud but is solid like a type four (but maybe with the thickness of type three!) its pure heaven! i am sad he doesn't get that experience. it is worth the days of type ones leading up to it.

Also:
1. pepitas are awesome for pooping
2. lukas thinks indian and martinis does the trick. (i say who cares? you can't keep up that habit and still be happy)
aaaannnnndd
3. the one thing i learned during (nearly) sober october is NOTHING gets the poop flowing like a good night of beer drinking.